Monday, June 13, 2011

Funny Goat Photos

Good morning. Rand Paul’s toilets don’t work, and he blames the government. Now, your morning constitutional:

An 8.9 magnitude earthquake struck Japan today, the strongest in the country’s history, followed by a massive tsunami. Early reports indicate that hundreds of people have been killed. A tsunami warning is now in effect across most of the Pacific Ocean.

The Wisconsin State Assembly passed the bill that would end collective bargaining rights for public sector employees, and in response, Governor Walker announced that he was rescinding 1,500 layoffs for state workers

The EU is holding an emergency summit in Brussels to find a common approach to the crisis in Libya; leaders of the EU member states say that Qaddafi must go, but they are divided on the appropriate response.

The White House announced that it will send an aid team into rebel-held parts of Libya, and that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will meet with representatives of the transition council next week. Meanwhile, Director of National Intelligence James Clapper told Congress he thinks Qaddafi will prevail.

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Anyway, now we get to the main topic, the sign. The sign that a 2 year old wearing a blindfold could have done better with. While my uncle paid for his items, I decided to take a look at the meats that this place was selling. I happened to find myself staring at a sign that left me so dumbfounded that I had to take a picture of it so that I could share it with you, my non-loyal, 5 second picture perusing-only audience.

Apparently, whoever made the sign was on a hot streak when he did the lamb section, but if I was a cow I would have squirted all the milk I had in me in an effort to blind this motherfucker so that he could never write any more disgraceful cow-related signs ever again. Here are the products I and any human who has passed the 2nd grade have an obvious issue with, in case you all can’t see straight:

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Sunday, June 12, 2011

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Iv'e some really cool ESFP's (one of my friends is one) and ESTP's but most of the time I deal with the ones who make my stomach feel sick. I spent a year at art school (ended up leaving) with two middle aged women, a ESFJ and a ESFP (she got on my nerves the most) who both thought they were the new picasso.
Neither of them could draw to save themselves and all they talked about was sex and gossiping about other class members. I actually remember one time aprroaching them and screaming at the top of my lungs "Can't you talk about anything intelligent such as quantum physics?!" Then they started picking on me and how my attitude needed changing so I told them to go fuck themselves and left the course. At least the INTJ's of the class that I was in received some long needed humor.

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GNN - Bubbles Jackson, close friend and confidant of late entertainer Michael Jackson, missed the opportunity of a chimp lifetime. Michael Jackson "pestered" surgeons for four years to surgically enable Bubbles to speak, so Bubbles could share his "thoughts" with Jackson.

The surgeons are reported to have refused to perform the operation because Bubbles wouldn't survive it, rather than impugn the asssumption that sentience depends upon a biological arrangement in the vocal chords.

Bubbles, who is now 26 and living in a chimp shelter, toured with Jackson in the 1980's, and even shared Jackson's bed in those days.

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Funny Chimp Photos“Our political leader and PM asked me to meet with Mr Dookeran to bring some sobriety, some sanity in this situation, this mad situation where six people, six people you know, are jeopardising the partnership. Six people who lack discipline, six people, one of whom I repeat is encouraged by two senior members of the UNC.

- For UNC styled democratic principles - A Jack Award

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Training his guns on Opposition Leader Dr Keith Rowley, Warner vowed “to wipe the PNM and Rowley off the face of the political map of this country”.
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Funny Chimp PhotosOn July 7, Warner, then acting as Prime Minister, called on contractors to pave a road in T&T for free, as a gift to the country.

“I also intend to ask each of them to give me a road free as a gift to the country...They have made enough in the good days and they making still. “So therefore they must tell me, Jack, look at these roads, pick one and take anyone for free.” Responding to Warner’s statement, Mikey Joseph, president of the T&T Contractors Association, said, “I am not in agreement with this. I think it is an unscrupulous request because State procurement procedure and practice state that it must be fair and without favour or malice, but a request like this will give an unfair advantage to the contractors who can afford to give a free road over those who can’t.”

Against that statement, the TTTI issued a warning: “If, however, there is any expectation on the part of participating contractors for preference, priority or influence in the procurement of public sector contracts, this would be an unwelcome development,”